alt.pythonesque.sketch.parrot.parrot.parrot

[alt.pet.shop.link.praline-enters.shopkeeper-hides]

Praline: alt.customer.complaint.wish.register.greet-young-lady

Shopkeeper: alt.incorrect.gender.inquire.imply.offend

Praline: alt.minor.illness.apologise.wish.complain

Shopkeeper: alt.lunchtime.break.is.close.apologise

Praline: alt.half-hour-old.parrot.purchased.wish.complain

Shopkeeper: alt.norwegian.blue.agree.inquire.ask

Praline: alt.dead.parrot.is.is.is

Shopkeeper: alt.dead.parrot.!is.!is.!is
alt.resting.parrot.is.is.is

Praline: alt.resting.parrot.is?.is?.is?

Shopkeeper: alt.remarkable.bird.is.is.is
alt.beautiful.plumage.has.has.has

Praline: alt.!relevant.plumage.is-dead.is-dead.is-stone-dead
alt.resting.parrot.wake.wake.wake
ALT.NICE.CUTTLEFISH.HAVE.WAKE.EAT

Shopkeeper: alt.your.parrot.moved.moved.moved

Praline: alt.my.parrot.!moved.!moved.!moved
alt.by-you.cage.pushed.jerked.moved-parrot
ALT.POLLY.PARROT.GREET.SHOUT.WAKE-UP
[alt.dead.parrot.throws.falls.lies-still]
alt.that.dead-parrot.call.call.call

Shopkeeper: alt.by-you.parrot.stunned.stunned.stunned

Praline: alt.of-this.enough.had.had.had
alt.deceased.parrot.is.is.definitely-is
alt.assured.me.squawk.tire.!move

Shopkeeper: alt.for.fiords.pine.pine.pine

Praline: alt.for.fiords.pine?.disbelieve.ridicule
alt.on.back.fell.fell-flat.got-home

Shopkeeper: alt.on.back.prefers.sleeps.has-beautiful-plumage

Praline: alt.this.parrot.took-liberty.examined.discovered
alt.on.perch.sat.stayed.nailed-there

Shopkeeper: alt.not-nailed.parrot.bend-bars.escape.voom

Praline: alt.4000.volts.!voom.!voom.!voom

Shopkeeper: alt.this.parrot.!demise.!die.pine

Praline: alt.this.parrot.!pine.die.die
alt.no-more.parrot.is.is.is
alt.this.parrot.has.ceased.be
alt.parrot’s.maker.expired.go.meet
alt.late.parrot.is.is.is
alt.a.stiff.is.is.is
alt.bereft.life.rests.rests.rests
alt.to-perch.you.!nailed.push-up-daisies.would
alt.final.curtain.rung.lower.close
alt.invisible.choir.joined.joined.is-ex-parrot!

Shopkeeper: alt.dead.parrot.accept.replace.refund

Praline: alt.in-this-country.action.complain.complain.turn-blue!

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