alt.red.riding-hood.retell.preserve.encapsulate

alt.little.girl.was.existed.lived alt.red.hood.wore.donned.attired alt.sick.grandma.go.visit.see alt.full.basket.bring.carry.present alt.wicked.wolf.saw.plotted.schemed alt.shorter.route.took.scurried.arrived alt.sick.grandma.surprised.attacked.ingested alt.womanly.clothes.wore.donned.attired alt.grandma’s.bed.entered.slept.waited alt.little.girl.arrived.knocked.entered alt.wicked.wolf.saw.!recognized.confused alt.little.girl.said.questioned.queried ‘alt.big.eyes.have.possess.query?’ alt.wicked.wolf.thought.reacted.replied ‘alt.better.vision.need.have.want’ alt.little.girl.said.questioned.queried ‘alt.big.ears.have.possess.query?’ alt.wicked.wolf.thought.reacted.replied ‘alt.better.hearing.need.have.want’ alt.little.girl.said.questioned.queried ‘alt.big.teeth.have.possess.query?’ alt.wicked.wolf.grinned.reacted.replied ‘alt.better.eating.need!.have!.want!’ alt.little.girl.eaten.swallowed.ingested alt.wicked.wolf.smiled.gloated.slept alt.noble.woodcutter.came.arrived.entered alt.noble.woodcutter.saw.recognized.angered alt.sharp.axe.chop!.chop!.chop! alt.wicked.wolf.!sleep.!exist.!survive alt.little.girl.!digested.lives.thanks alt.sick.grandma.!digested.lives.thanks alt.noble.woodcutter.escorts.rescues.praised alt.fairy.tale.end.end.end Pete Kidwell

alt.Lord’s.Prayer.pray.pray.pray

alt.our.Father.AM.AM.AM alt.Heavenly.plane.inhabits.exists.residesalt.hallowed.Name.is.was.be alt.Thy.kingdom.come.happen.transpire alt.Thy.will.prevail.reign.rule alt.earthly.plane.resemble.follow.imitate alt.Heavenly.plane.wish.ask.pray alt.daily.bread.give.provide.dispense alt.our.debts.forgive.forget.erase alt.human.we.try.attempt.remember alt.our.debtors.forgive.release.let-go-of alt.bad.temptation.!lead.protect.deter alt.earthly.evil.deliver.release.protect alt.Thy.kingdom.was.is.will-be alt.Thy.power.was.is.will-be alt.Thy.glory.was.is.will-be alt.all.time.will-be.affirm.proclaim alt.blasphemous.post.!mean.!intend.!wish alt.good.inspiration.mean.intend.wish alt.lightninglike.bolt.!strike.!fry.!zap Darkstar

alt.American.independence.declare.declare.declare

alt.earnest.we.hold.believe.claim alt.self-evident.truths.stand.exist.not-deny: alt.all.persons.were-made.are-equal.acknowledge alt.benevolent.creator.gives.endows.bestows alt.unalienable.rights.have.keep.retain alt.long.life.experience.enjoy.prosper alt.precious.liberty.maintain.ensure.continue alt.merry.happiness.follow.pursue.engage alt.benevolent.governments.create.institute.build alt.just.powers.derive.receive.are-given alt.governed.people.consent.allow.agree alt.destructive.governments.repress.hurt.harm alt.righteous.people.rebel.alter.abolish alt.new.government.create.institute.build alt.principled.foundations.base.lay.set-down alt.governmental.powers.organize.arrange.limit alt.happy.safety.effect.maintain.ensure alt.careful.prudence.dictates.says.states alt.light.reasons.!use.!consider.avoid alt.sufferable.evil.continue.permit.tolerate alt.continuing.abuse.reduced.repressed.harmed alt.absolute.despotism.became.was.continued alt.rightful.duty.observe.note.declare alt.such.government.overthrow.remove.replace alt.new.guards.establish.create.provide alt.future.security.effect.promote.maintain alt.these.colonies.suffered.tolerated.were-patient alt.current.necessity.constrains.requires.demands alt.former.government.alter.change.modify alt.british.king.accuse.allege.call-to-rights alt.repeated.injuries.note.name.enumerate: alt.wholesome.laws.refused.!allowed.forbidden alt.independent.governors.!permitted.disdained.scorned alt.colonial.laws.neglected.suspended.!passed alt.colonial.representation.refused.!allowed.!given alt.unusual.legislatures.called-together.established.convened alt.distant.places.travel.travel.travel alt.fatigued.legislators.tire.submit.acquiesce alt.oppositional.representatives.opposed.disagreed.naysayed alt.representative.houses.dissolve.dismiss.abolish alt.repeated.offense.was.is.continues alt.governmental.replacements.refused.!allowed.!elected alt.outside.invasion.threatens.looms.lurks alt.internal.convulsions.have.experience.witness alt.naturalized.foreigners.!were.!are.!become alt.new.immigrants.discouraged.turned-away.disallowed alt.further.lands.!added.!annexed.!increased alt.judicial.administration.obstructed.opposed.blocked alt.puppet.judges.set-up.established.intimidated alt.multiple.offices.established.created.erected alt.swarming.officials.tax.tax.tax alt.standing.armies.sent.maintained.kept alt.peaceful.times.were.are.continued alt.legislative.consent.!asked.!obtained.!given alt.military.power.imposed.is-superior.is-independent…

alt.Danish.Hamlet.translate.essay.!complete

ALT.FIRST.ACT.BEGIN.START.COMMENCE ALT.FIRST.SCENE.BEGIN.START.COMMENCE[alt.dutiful.Franciso.wait.wait.wait][alt.relieving.Bernardo.enter.enter.enter] Bernardo    alt.present.who.query.query.query Francisco    alt.contrary.me.answer.answer.answer    alt.standing.self.unfold.unfold.unfold Bernardo    alt.male.monarch.live.survive.reign Francisco    Bernardo? Bernardo    He. Francisco    alt.careful.timing.notice.observe.comment Bernardo    alt.witching.hour.struck.struck.struck    alt.late.bed.go.retire.sleep Francisco    alt.welcome.relief.thank.thank.thank    alt.cold.night.complain.complain.complain    alt.vascular.organ.sickened.sickened.sickened Bernardo    alt.quiet.guard.query.query.query Francisco    alt.small.rodent.unstirring.unstirring.unstirring Bernardo    alt.good.night.give.wish.bid    alt.hasty.rivals.bid.bid.bid Francisco    alt.approaching.noise.who.who.who [alt.arriving.Horatio-and-Marcellus.enter.enter.enter] Horatio    alt.friends.ground.are.are.are Marcellus    alt.danish.loyalty.owe.owe.owe…

alt.pythonesque.sketch.parrot.parrot.parrot

[alt.pet.shop.link.praline-enters.shopkeeper-hides] Praline: alt.customer.complaint.wish.register.greet-young-lady Shopkeeper: alt.incorrect.gender.inquire.imply.offend Praline: alt.minor.illness.apologise.wish.complain Shopkeeper: alt.lunchtime.break.is.close.apologise Praline: alt.half-hour-old.parrot.purchased.wish.complain Shopkeeper: alt.norwegian.blue.agree.inquire.ask Praline: alt.dead.parrot.is.is.is Shopkeeper: alt.dead.parrot.!is.!is.!isalt.resting.parrot.is.is.is Praline: alt.resting.parrot.is?.is?.is? Shopkeeper: alt.remarkable.bird.is.is.isalt.beautiful.plumage.has.has.has Praline: alt.!relevant.plumage.is-dead.is-dead.is-stone-deadalt.resting.parrot.wake.wake.wakeALT.NICE.CUTTLEFISH.HAVE.WAKE.EAT Shopkeeper: alt.your.parrot.moved.moved.moved Praline: alt.my.parrot.!moved.!moved.!movedalt.by-you.cage.pushed.jerked.moved-parrotALT.POLLY.PARROT.GREET.SHOUT.WAKE-UP[alt.dead.parrot.throws.falls.lies-still]alt.that.dead-parrot.call.call.call Shopkeeper: alt.by-you.parrot.stunned.stunned.stunned Praline: alt.of-this.enough.had.had.hadalt.deceased.parrot.is.is.definitely-isalt.assured.me.squawk.tire.!move Shopkeeper: alt.for.fiords.pine.pine.pine Praline: alt.for.fiords.pine?.disbelieve.ridiculealt.on.back.fell.fell-flat.got-home Shopkeeper: alt.on.back.prefers.sleeps.has-beautiful-plumage Praline: alt.this.parrot.took-liberty.examined.discoveredalt.on.perch.sat.stayed.nailed-there Shopkeeper: alt.not-nailed.parrot.bend-bars.escape.voom Praline: alt.4000.volts.!voom.!voom.!voom Shopkeeper: alt.this.parrot.!demise.!die.pine Praline: alt.this.parrot.!pine.die.diealt.no-more.parrot.is.is.isalt.this.parrot.has.ceased.bealt.parrot’s.maker.expired.go.meetalt.late.parrot.is.is.isalt.a.stiff.is.is.isalt.bereft.life.rests.rests.restsalt.to-perch.you.!nailed.push-up-daisies.wouldalt.final.curtain.rung.lower.closealt.invisible.choir.joined.joined.is-ex-parrot! Shopkeeper: alt.dead.parrot.accept.replace.refund Praline:¬†alt.in-this-country.action.complain.complain.turn-blue! Dave Rogers

alt.all.bases.have.belong.own

“alt.all.bases.belong.have.own” alt.future.year-A-D-2101.arrive.present.isalt.destructive.war.start.begin.was alt.concerned.captain.enquire.query.askalt.whatever.event.occur.did.happen? alt.trained.mechanic.answer.say.statealt.some.bomb.set-up-us.do-somebody.reply alt.deft.operator.say-we.get-signal.come alt.excited.captain.exclaim.interject.shout-what! alt.systematic.operator.main-screen-turn-on.does.switch alt.surprised.captain.recognise.appear.say-it’s-you!! alt.conquering.Cats.speak.vocalise.elucidatealt.well.gentlemen.how-are.enquire.greet!!alt.your.base.are.belong-to-us.ownalt.imminent.destruction.are.bound.be alt.annoyed.captain.roar.bellow.yell-what-you-say!! alt.confident.Cats.announce.revel.gloatalt.non-existant.chance.have.survive.make-your-timealt.triumphant.laugh.emit.delight.go-ha-ha-ha-ha alt.commanding.captain.instruct.issue.orderalt.every.zig.go.fly.take-off!!alt.your.doings.know.understand.comprehendalt.mobile.zig.move.move.movealt.great.justice.constitute.signify.make Ant, 2004