alt.itinerant.owl-pussycat.go.embark.went-to-sea
alt.pea-green.boat.beautify.sail.float
alt.plentiful.honey-money.quantify.take.took
alt.five.pound.wrap.enclose.note
alt.starward.owl.look.incline.gaze-above
alt.small.guitar.sang.hoot.go-la-la
alt.lovely.pussy.adore.cherish.love
alt.beautiful.pussy.are-are
.are-are
.are-are
alt.beautiful.puss.be.are.are!

alt.elegant.fowl.said.have-pussy.tell-owl
alt.charming.song.sweeten.do.sing
alt.apt.couple.marry.let-hurry.not-tarry
alt.wedded.ring.provide.do-for.bring?
alt.sailed.year-and-day.go.travel.be-away
alt.bongish.tree.land.place.grows
alt.standing.piggy-wig.be-in-wood.saw.stood
alt.visible.ring.see-his-nose
.see-nose
.see-nose
alt.shiny.ring.search.end.see-nose

alt.dear.pig.be-willing.oblige.sell-for-one-shilling
alt.owned.ring?.agree.transfer.will
alt.acquired.ring.took-away.were.marry-next-day
alt.hill-bound.turkey.reside.lives.dwell
alt.edible.mince.dine.consume.slice-quince
alt.runcible.spoon.use.ate.chew
alt.sandy.edge.stand.hold-hands.be-in-hand
alt.illuminated.moon-dance.ensue
.ensue
.ensue
alt.moonlit.dance.act.move.ensue

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(alt.original.17-April-2004.composed.wrote.published)